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Green Plumber, the Better Brother

by dad tongue

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white and pale you’d think she’s frail but she was on sale and this is her tale a while she did wait the night, it was late food was ate man with garage she looked like a mirage makeup montage her beauty a visage went from plain an eye strain to a hurricane her looks could kill I couldn’t sit still poppin a pill her name : Luigi only drinks fiji she still stands today a queen here to stay she hangs high above ready to give you her love
2.
put me on a burger cuz I like being in between buns weee wa wa we wa wa waa
3.
nut nut nut nut I wanna put it in ur butt make me ya lil slut wanna feel u up in my GUT hot summer night my nut feelin real tight look at me and we’re gonna start a fight bite my neck I don’t give a heck you better make this bussy a total wreck touch the clitty witty rub my inverted titty make my loins feel so giddy lactate fate opened up the gate right to my mate don’t be late I gave u a date so better make me feel great just wanna nut rule like king tut fuck in my hut keep your mouth closed shut I swear this ain’t smut na na na na NUT na na na na NUT
4.
Ow my ear 01:03
ow my ear about to shed a tear I cower in fear will they think i’m queer lil pinch i’m a binch darwin’s finch diamond studs whoa there take it easy bud antiseptic this is a little hectic twirl twice a day I wonder if i’m gay hey greg forgetting something?
5.
space is the place meet me up at the base come with me to watch the race shooting star going far a glittering drink from the bar a creature looking so bizarre, lights up a big cigar i’ll swoon on the moon if you take me there soon inter-dimensional travel a different planetary battle UFO where can we go so much to know so much to show queen of infinity she is my affinity she shows off her divinity she rules with light and sympathy aboard my ship you bite my lip through time we rip through space we whip hope you’re ready for this trip through the stars we stop at mars space is ours
6.
motherhood 01:51
pregnant out of high school all against her home rule from her friends she faces ridicule nowhere to go time don’t move slow moms feelin low reputation blow daddy ran away maybe he’s gay expecting in may could happen any day cant afford college she’s out on her own takes out a loan but she’s all alone works two jobs kids a slob she goes to sob met a new man she’s finally got herself a plan she cooks his meals in a pan she cleans up all his beer cans she marries her guy he wears a nice tie yet every words a lie he thinks he’s so sly her child does cry and she knows why suburban life now a housewife may I speak to your manager while she gets a manicure her husband works his friends all jerks not many perks and he just smirks living in a cul-de-sac there was never any going back he’ll give her a smack outside their life was kodak inside they were all jet black motherhood neighborhood now she understood
7.
what team are you? red yellow, blue? come hang with my crew my ball I threw you threw one too that’s just what you do gotta hatch my eggs but I don’t use my legs gonna take over this gym I do it on a whim of course I win hold up bitch it’s a pokestop anything you wanna swap? I go to the shop that’s a flop i’m not gonna DROP -actual currency on this stupid ass game fuck you if you think i’m spending up to a hundred dollars for your dumbass coins that don’t even get me the shit i need do I LOOK add my friend code and we’ll go hit the road we in gaming mode hurry before I explode up a level i’ll summon the devil if it means I get more goddamn stardust for that is what I lust it’s a must gotta catch everything in sight they always gotta put up a fight if they flee I yell and pee why must thee run from me send me a gift i’ll give you a lift I throw my ball it’s a close call puts up a brawl I swear i’ll bawl check out my haul get in my balls
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ricey toe$ 01:01
rice on my toes nobody knows chipotle blows blow my load onto toad take the road to my humble abode I want a goat fly me in a boat to a far away moat no need to gloat I know how to float toe has rice wasp wasn’t nice itchy itchy lice rats and mice that’s a comma splice ricey ricey was so pricey hot hot spicy not so icy pretty dicey rice on my toes that’s how the story goes

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released August 29, 2018

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