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LIME CRIME

by dad tongue

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1.
LImE CRime 02:04
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Lime crime Jail time Just came out of jail Didn’t have no bail They think I’m reformed They say I’m conformed But society can’t force me to stop Society can suck my dick like a lollipop Still on probation I track my parents location Still committing crimes Bread replaced by limes Wrote down our numbers with sharpies Cheesecake Factory gave me farties Looking for some hot men Dude I need some zen Hot boi serving a mean ice cream Almost made me scream WOW WOW WOWIE Biggest pub ever Im not too clever Lime on the counter j chilling Some call me a villain Left real fast Boi ill break your arm and put it in a cast Got a call Hall take a fall Some BITCH all mad Yo this is sad She thought it was a lemon ARE YOU COLOR BLND IT’S CALLED GREEN AND YELLOW We didn’t throw the lime at you You’re a big poo We placed it for the boy to see But instead we got you, the equivalent to a bucket of pee Don’t arrest me There shouldn’t be a fee For giving a hot boy a lime It wasn’t a crime Goddamn it. Learn to take a fucking compliment in the form of my lime crime Lime crime Lime crime Yeah it’s a lime crime Its my pickup line Cause I got bad pick up lines Call me up sometime on my lime crime Dont give me jail time For my lime crime Lime Crime
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ODE TO EDWIN 02:36
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Edwin You make me wanna sin Compared to you, I’m a mere trash bin Edwin’s gone Now we have John From dusk til dawn My man at gnc Never seen that b Busted knee Speeding fee His girl won’t lemme see Potato head Eyes ain’t red Love is dead Led me to bed Girl wasn’t fed Now she a hoe Don’t want your boy He’s just a toy Me hoy minoy He unemploy Sigmund froid Drive me to the laundry His wife’s a scrawny donkey She’s a controlling bitch Really gives me an itch Fall in a ditch Honey you wish Girl you smell like fish Don’t serve that pu$$y on a dish Bitch is pushy Small ass toothy CUNTSACK IM GAY Here to stay Go the fuck away Got any quarters Shoot her on the Mexican borders You don’t need her She a frigid bitch make me say brr Yes sir all she does is stir Up some trouble Ass ain’t bubble Shit make it double Edwin I miss you Got me like glue Feeling real blue Greasy hair Thousand mile stare Saw me at the fair Hid in his lair He doesn’t even care Under eye bags Your girl’s a pile of rags Muscle milk Smooth like silk Bum a ciggie Tummy like piggy Wish I could rap like biggie Face always sweaty Girl always petty Eyes like fetty Ugly Betty Car smells like weed Never wears twead New seed who dis Your miss tried to diss all this Got me pissed In a cold STONE Chilled to the bone Feel all alone without Edwin We’ll miss you boo What will we do Without you You’ve changed You’re deranged Estranged Threw bread at him Actin on a whim Deadass timb Goodbye Can’t lie You’d make a mean apple pie
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MINion 01:23
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Minion Yellow lad They say he’s just a fad Overalls So lovely you need Tylenol Yellow like the fidget spinner Make me feel like winner Chicken nugget dinner I eat cheese all the time I don’t eat pees Minion on amazon prime Minions on my keys!!! Goggles Boggle my mind Such a good find Minion balloon In my pantaloon BUG Got work comin out of my ears Make me feel like minion Free labor ? It is no favor To JEFF miNION AH Marylands my city M I N I O N Hair on the minion Got a comb over MINION Love the minion Bye MINION Ow my eyes
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BIGGEST toe i Know 01:40
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Lombardo you ho I just gotta know howd you get such a big toe You’re not a man to do paperwork Tony you drive me berserk You’re the biggest toe I know So go throw that domino out the window Suffer a blow Dont star in my porno Lombardo Go dive in a volcano Are you filipino That sent techno TONY So bony Cook me up that macaroni That stoney phone aint my crony You’re career is baloney You aren’t my counselor My hatred is molecular You’ll make me commit vehicular ridiculer manslaughter Tony you’re a big toe In fact, you’re the biggest toe I know Now i must go Drink this cappuccino

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released August 23, 2017

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