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by dad tongue

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1.
Bovine Fixation 01:45
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put my fetus in a cow I say POW POW POW POW POW POW POW susie crane asks about my bovine fixation officially off of probation victim of lactation 2 percent whole soy low FAT rata tat TAT welcome mat cowboy hat mama goes splat on the miñíōn I sat susie crane asks about my bovine fixation what’s become of this nation? can’t a gal implant her unborn fetus into a cow?? everyone’s a pab open the tab see a slab of king crab she picks her scab do a SICK dab man I hate chem lab susie crane asks about my bovine fixation without her i’ll be in isolation im asked about my castration that’s personal back off please you know who makes cheese?? my bovine fixation
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Conrad my Comrade 01:20
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he takes me out when i’m feelin down he’s cool with drivin me around he turns my frown upside down hard day at panera pics of marina on his camera chase conrad you’re a true comrade Hey chase you're pretty rad You never look bad Handsome man You lookin very tan always got a plan drives a jeep not a van conrad my comrade average sized lad very hot not just a tad broccoli cheddar creamy tomato new england clam chowder arugula espresso turkey chili caesar seasonal greens blueberry vape gimme some tape not all heroes wear capes my comrade chase conrad
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bruise on mah butt 01:36
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climbing up the stairs she said he'd answer all of my prayers summer fun is done the j bois have won the step was wet and now i'm upset there's a bruise on my butt bruise on my butt left side i almost cried i think i could've died now there goes my pride bruise bruise on her butt bruise bruise on my butt bruise bruise on her butt he said that i was such a slut i said whoa wait what i got this feeling in my gut think i'm gonna nut there's a bruise on my butt bruise bruise bruise lookin shades of blues blues blues different hues short fuse paid my dues that’s our cue
4.
Eulogy for the BITCH in the diner ft. BUDDY 01:57
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5.
Dropped My Headphones In My Marinara 02:01
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when the sauce hits your eye like an untied necktie THATS amore when the sauce makes you drool cuz it’s in pasta fazool you’re in love when you drop your headphones and you smell his colognes that’s marinara the bell rings TING GO SKRA PAPAPA TIPPY SKOOBITTY TIPPY makes me sing MARINARA hearts will play Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope like a gay tarantula when that sauce is a dream but you’re awake that’s amore AMOREEEEE WHEN THE headphones dive in like it’s quarter past ten that’s aquatic when the phones fall right in like they’re living in sin that’s amore A MORE AYYYYYYYYY
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bean Gang 01:33
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perennial millennial ft. Kylie 01:52
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I miss my mom She doesn't watch rom coms I need emotional dick Strum me with a guitar pick No good men Cluck cluck little hen Ugly boiz Throw em away like moldy Christmas toys Swipe swipe mofucka Outta my face you look like a trucker I need a hot boi Mi hoy min yoi Good personality where you at Imma start swingin with a baseball bat Throw some hands Battle of the bands Dad tongues the best Be my guest Buy my album and be my biggest fan Cook me an egg in a frying pan If you can't appreciate my music we can't date Boi you're a little late I'm really shy Twitch in my eye I can't talk to men Feelin ticc like Big Ben Still need emotional Dick Woof mommy give my toe a lick Boys here suck ass Bruised my ass while running to class Rick and morty Albert Einstein WHO Halloween was spooky like BOO I'm nervous my ribs hurt Squirt on your nurt Be my man Be my biggest fan No one can replace Susie crane Stay in ya lane I'm just emotionally dependent America really needs to declare independence Emotional dick lick Not down to fucko You outta luck bucko Woof woof gimme that emotional dick daddy
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JUNE hOopkin 01:42
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Walk sign is on for all crossings I hate Johns Hopkins Makes me wanna die Aspen got us a weird banana pie The boys make me go boo poot poot Death by trash chute Salad fingers Mademoiselle scent lingers Waltz I say knee knee You make me wanna pee On you I said ah foo Ugly Buggly Mustache on the door Claritin on the floor Gasoline Don't do lean Squirt perfume in my mouth Did the north beat the south boy wanna make a bet Did February 2018 happen yet Sometimes I say stupid shit Im not dumb imma throw a fit Meatlocker was boppin It got my corn poppin Minion stickers I associate with nose pickers Shout out to my home boiz Ye lets make some noiz Yeeeeeeee Yeeeeeeeee yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Incoherent noises Yea I love my frat Rat a tat tat Shouts out to Sigma GAF ASSSPAAAARAAAAAYYYYGUUUUSSSS
9.
MySong#5 01:16
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released November 28, 2017

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