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1.
Spam Mail 02:28
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jeff handin out hate mail he has yet to post bail he be slower than a snail man ridin my tail bumper lookin stale ride all night lookin for a fight found spam in the park tonight take my spam smells like ham be a lamb and take my spam spam mail veggie tale lucy hale lookin pale middle name andy sweet like candy rat shirt from sandy rich came in handy feelin fine and dandy all this spam mail don’t eat that danG kale letgo sale think I broke a nail fighting jeff the alpha male he makes my heart sail in a bucket not a pail SPAM MAIL
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Bye Bye Bumper 01:08
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took a left faced with theft he wasn’t lookin now i’m here cookin slam in the bumper hop out like thumper that bumper? I dumped her she gone like the lawn the fawn has the right of way welcome to hell speed tabulay for dos feelin real gross bye bye bumper enjoy ur slumper
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can i get a fuckin uhhhhhh INSTRUMENTAL 01:03
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4.
Ode 2 Henri 01:51
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This song is dedicated to a special man who fuckinnnnn uhhhhhhhhh requested this song. This song is 4 u Henri He goes to Johns Hopkins He doesn't look like marry poppins Cauliflower ear Makes me shed a tear A good man Probably doesn't drive a van Wears a yellow beanie He's not a meanie Looks a lil bit like caillou Not creepy like weilou Got them big ass boots Toot toots See him a lot at ffc Makes me wanna shout with glee Plays music really loud Did Jesus have a shroud Led Zeppelin is a bop Bop to the top Looks like a dad Not just a tad Lent us his frat boy shirts Rupsas wine went splurts Dry clean that shit Into an apple I bit He said he'd buy the album Natasha likes to squeeze his bum Squeeze on halloweekend at wawa I said ha ha Gotta ask for permission Don't put the key into ignition Big booty big booty My loops are a little fruity Hey Henri buy this album please We are poor black lung make me wheeze Henri you're a good man and I respect you and I don't pinch your butt I like your caillou hat rat a tat tat
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serviNg ur communTiTTY 02:25
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He lookkinnnnn like a wailou He lookinnnn like a caillou He lookinn likeaaaaa snacc in them big ass boots Woof mommy Plz don't call me Waeilou kinda creepy Alarm clock goes beepy Go to class in my pajamas yo Lookin like a snacc with that miñion flow .8 GPA that's kinda cray I hate school Not too cool I miss community service Hey I'm feelin kinda nervous My ribs hurt Squirt squirt Skateboard in the parking lot Ripped my pants what a Thot Susie crane brings me new ones I hope Jim didn't see my buns Rolled up in the isavan Can I pull the weeds yes I can Sell a wheelbarrow of weed I think I peed A bulldozer of weed Yea that's what I need Paint the parking lot lines Rather be working in the mines Wash the car I need to cover myself in tar Bad looking mulch Take the cheetah and poach
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YIKES YA'IGHT 01:54
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feelin a lil bored made our way to lord (and taylor) lana del rey the new messiah move tf over mariah lady in cheese cock ask if i’m in line I say can you fuck off im tryna dine this cake is mine gimme a receipt or you gonna get eat try on some dresses they looked like messes sat in a booth stinky like a rotten tooth smell like garbage ew ew ew burping ew farding ew my nipples are inverted to judaism I converted sit in the flower box havin some deep talks merry foxmas somebody toucha my spaghet can I get a fuckin uhhhh hello flavor do me a favor uninvert my nipples i’m really self conscious about it I don’t know what i do I feel unloveable looking at my physical appearance I wonder how anybody could love such a monstrous tiddy. anyone else out there with inverted nipples call me up I needa talk this out boutta go pout gimme some clout shout I GOT GOUT YIKES YA'IGHT
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ode to C.U.P 00:19
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ear_tuMORE 01:52
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I think I have an ear tumor It's not just a rumor Ball in my ear Causing me fear Tryna watch Star Wars with chicken boi Mi hoi min yoi Gimme some money It's not funny I'm broke I look like a bloke Spend it all on chocolate CHAWCLATE Ihop John hop Where's my waffle I eat falafel Bad service Making me nervous Bellgeeanne waffllè Falafelé Golden brown meets silver screen Yea I deal lean The plot sweetens Chicken boi handed me some tens Sugar papi Your dog looks a little moppy Copped a new bra Ooh la la Merry crisis Take a look at sis Grades galore Susie crane looks at the floor Refreshingly responsible My future is not foreseeable For those who thirst for adventure Dad tongue is a business venture Southern style chicken tenders Stroke me tender I take dad tongue very seriously I wasn't into making music previously I'm going to drop out of college and become famous This mission is treacherous We're basically celebrities Feelin strong like Hercules Dad tongues the best Boi don't test My patience I'm feelin this latency We're not a cult If you think we are I'll shock you with a dog collar and give you an electric jolt Dad tongue 4ever Shouts out to Susie crane and chicken boi for the lyrical help
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listen for the fart @1:57 also ode to natashalingus 02:30
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This song is dedicated to a lovely man who requested this song. Natashalingus this ones 4 u Ffc Makes me go knee wee eee eee Do you have the number for heru I don't know does it have a zero Rupsa poopsa got food poisoning The food probably underwent a moistening ER at 9 o clock Gimme some cheese cock Imma sign that check like Hancock Rock a bye baby She's a fine lady Sketchy chicken Ain't no finger lickin I ordered a boneless Isabelle Hey can't you tell Big salad leaves Reminds me of mine craft Stevez Big ol pick axe Your lip needs a wax Dry rice wife rice Don't have to say it thrice Cold ice cream Cold like my heart lemme do my part Grilled cheese is ok Makes me say BOKAY Spoons in my chocolate Lemme fondle it I like chocolate balls Weird mannequins in malls People think we're high Me oh my We act like this all the time Stop lookin or I'll throw a lime Stuff ketchup in the purple jacket Egg in the drawer don't crack it Drop my baby off a building splat Smells bad rat a tat tat The police frat Fine me for my hand rails Pick at your police car with my nails Natasha is a good man I'm a fan Cheesy knuckle My buckle Flaccid Pka of an acid Noodlè Michael buble Hey Ffc Why are you stealing my net neutrality The internet should be free it's a right that everyone has. This is ridiculous you can't withhold the internet from people who can't afford it
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the bathroom gave me hepatitis 00:53
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sat on the toilet and what did I see it was hepatitis staring back at me with wide green eyes and a smile of the wild now i’m cursed as a hepatitis child hepatitis C, hepatitis A all of them plagued across my bod-ay the stalls and the walls had numbers to call the floor and the door left me wanting more a lack of soap and i feel unclean hepatitis startin to look real mean you know what your boy boutta do fre she vacado
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muGAYum 00:53
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12.
Ode to the UFO 01:57
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lit up in the night sky round like big pizza pie saucy saucer take me aboard where I can be a slumlord I wanna be adored extra terrestrial probe my gastro intentestinals BLEEP BOOP BA BA BOOP BEEP (scat)
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Slob on my caT 01:06
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Slob on my cat Cause it's all that Check in with me And do ya job Lay on the bed And give me head Don't have to ask Don't have to beg Weilou is his name Sex aint my game Let's call the home boiz Let's run a train Squeeze on my toes Lick on my elbow That natural wailou lick Plz don't touch First find a brody Second find a foot Third find a hoodie to hide ya hoe face Four leaf clover I said cheesecock leftover Started to knock then came the odor Smelled like mush Shoulda had a whoosh Told him to stop and clean the toosh He looked like pickle rick So I didn't want the dick So I bounced out and never came back Like corn on the cob Check in with me, and do your job Lay on the bed, and give me head Don't have to ask, don't have to beg Juicy is my name Sex is my game Let's call the boys, let's run a train Squeeze on my nuts Lick on my butt The natural curly hair, please don't touch First find a mate Second find a place Third find a bag, to hide the ho face Real name rover I said bend over I started to knock, then came the odor Smelled like mush Shouldn't had a whoosh Told her to stop, and take a dush While she did that I didn't want the cat So I found out and never came back

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released January 24, 2018

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