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she's PREGNANT

by dad tongue

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british man what’s the plan she’s pregnant get the facts phil fix the sales tax men making a deal enjoying a meal don’t sign that check skate with my tech deck man behind the glass looks like jeff’s ass knock knock she’s pregnant she’s keeping it she has ONE tit pregnancy test reveals dry mouth gimme CLOUT or I shall pout about my gout teapot was short and stout hey what’s this all about peppa pig take a swig malibu I need to poo BOO
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haunted hymen hey boi climb in sit on a horse vagina felt a large force bleed I did not plant a seed I blood instead of nut no pee for three days doctor says no more gays ghost of pp in me me hymen go bye bye no sex h toe h his own with rats I do not bone except when I am home alone the hymen haunts me as well as the pee nurse fingered me take my virginiTY jeep everyday about this I weep I can not sleep knowing my hymen is still out there nobody does care they all just stare at my hymen I glare
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the homie wants a resume??? I said ok but like?? i’m gay????? I wanna wash your dish for MONEY that’s my wish two weeks and my eyes have leaks take time off my grandmas dead shoutout to mary !! mother’s day brunch I hate it there a bunch I see a liz makes me wanna jizz that’s none of my biz lemme wash ur dish bish ew smells like fish cranberry pills fish have gills man looks like english bulldog personality of a dull log lookin like a turtle makes me squirtle DISH
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my veins burn when will they learn my stomach churns when she says she’s pregnant by the facts I vomit in the street with my hamster mr meat squeeze my arm caused me to feel alarm high blood pressure causing me harm dry mouth fishy south oh worm? TAPE worm makes me squirm blow bubbles with sperm walmart I must fart (give YOUR baby a head start with the gerber grow up plan) ow my veins
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he has fetal alcohol syndrome looks like a picasso painting long and skinny like a malnourished asparagus biggest cunt potato nose give thank to bird rat poison in my purse not a registered nurse lookin at this mans a curse no personality it’s like ur devoid of reality cocky attitude for an ugly dude not jewish ugly dry ass hair thinks I care smells like turtles makes me reverse sauirtles die rat
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Truck LUck 00:22
I hate college I retain no knowledge I wanna my a trucker professional sucker (mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick)
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released June 18, 2018

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