1. |
she;s peragant
01:16
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british man what’s the plan
she’s pregnant
get the facts
phil fix the sales tax
men making a deal
enjoying a meal
don’t sign that check
skate with my tech deck
man behind the glass
looks like jeff’s ass
knock knock
she’s pregnant
she’s keeping it
she has ONE tit
pregnancy test
reveals dry mouth
gimme CLOUT
or I shall pout
about my gout
teapot was short and stout
hey what’s this all about
peppa pig
take a swig
malibu I need to poo
BOO
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2. |
Haunted Hymen
01:30
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haunted hymen
hey boi climb in
sit on a horse
vagina felt a large force
bleed I did not plant a seed
I blood instead of nut
no pee for three days
doctor says
no more gays
ghost of pp in me me
hymen go bye bye
no sex h
toe h his own
with rats I do not bone
except when I am home alone
the hymen haunts me
as well as the pee
nurse fingered me
take my virginiTY
jeep
everyday about this I weep
I can not sleep
knowing my hymen is still out there
nobody does care
they all just stare
at my hymen I glare
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the homie wants a resume???
I said ok but like?? i’m gay?????
I wanna wash your dish
for MONEY that’s my wish
two weeks and my eyes have leaks
take time off
my grandmas dead
shoutout to mary !!
mother’s day brunch
I hate it there a bunch
I see a liz
makes me wanna jizz
that’s none of my biz
lemme wash ur dish bish
ew smells like fish
cranberry pills
fish have gills
man looks like english bulldog
personality of a dull log
lookin like a turtle
makes me squirtle
DISH
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4. |
mY veinS Burn
01:38
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my veins burn
when will they learn
my stomach churns
when she says she’s pregnant
by the facts
I vomit in the street
with my hamster mr meat
squeeze my arm
caused me to feel alarm
high blood pressure
causing me harm
dry mouth
fishy south
oh worm?
TAPE worm
makes me squirm
blow bubbles with sperm
walmart
I must fart
(give YOUR baby a head start with the gerber grow up plan)
ow my veins
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5. |
rat a TAT TAT
00:58
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he has fetal alcohol syndrome
looks like a picasso painting
long and skinny like a malnourished asparagus
biggest cunt
potato nose
give thank to bird
rat poison in my purse
not a registered nurse
lookin at this mans a curse
no personality
it’s like ur devoid of reality
cocky attitude
for an ugly dude
not jewish
ugly
dry ass hair
thinks I care
smells like turtles
makes me reverse sauirtles
die rat
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6. |
shout OUT t0 SOUMy
00:50
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7. |
toe h his own
01:09
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toe h his own
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8. |
Truck LUck
00:22
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I hate college
I retain no knowledge
I wanna my a trucker
professional sucker
(mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick)
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9. |
whhwhwhhhwAiT
00:37
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