LImE CRime

from LIME CRIME by dad tongue

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lyrics

Lime crime
Jail time
Just came out of jail
Didn’t have no bail
They think I’m reformed
They say I’m conformed
But society can’t force me to stop
Society can suck my dick like a lollipop
Still on probation
I track my parents location
Still committing crimes
Bread replaced by limes
Wrote down our numbers with sharpies
Cheesecake Factory gave me farties
Looking for some hot men
Dude I need some zen
Hot boi serving a mean ice cream
Almost made me scream
WOW WOW WOWIE
Biggest pub ever
Im not too clever
Lime on the counter j chilling
Some call me a villain
Left real fast
Boi ill break your arm and put it in a cast
Got a call
Hall take a fall
Some BITCH all mad
Yo this is sad
She thought it was a lemon
ARE YOU COLOR BLND IT’S CALLED GREEN AND YELLOW
We didn’t throw the lime at you
You’re a big poo
We placed it for the boy to see
But instead we got you, the equivalent to a bucket of pee
Don’t arrest me
There shouldn’t be a fee
For giving a hot boy a lime
It wasn’t a crime
Goddamn it. Learn to take a fucking compliment in the form of my lime crime
Lime crime
Lime crime
Yeah it’s a lime crime
Its my pickup line
Cause I got bad pick up lines
Call me up sometime on my lime crime
Dont give me jail time
For my lime crime
Lime
Crime

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from LIME CRIME, track released August 23, 2017

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